Some of these aren't very BrightHow many wizards does it take to change a light-bulb?
It depends what into.
How many auto mechanics?
Sorry, sir, we can't get the part. You'll have to buy a
new living room.
How many English pedants does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
"Well, actually, English light-bulbs have bayonet
fixtures, not threaded fixtures, and so one doesn't really 'screw' them in, one 'plugs' them, if you know what I mean, so the question as phrased isn't exactly applicable.
. . ."
How many Mexican bandits?
We don't need no steenking light bulbs
How many Amish?
Just one, to take it back and change it at Walmart--because he thought it was a door knob.